no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Porn is love you can see.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Randomize
