Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
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National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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