So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
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God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
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