if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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