Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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