i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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