really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
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