Im at strip club and am horny
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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