do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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