I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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