shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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