Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
He better not be in your backpack
I need to sanitize my soul.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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