Small penises have feelings too.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
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I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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