Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
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Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
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You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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