the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
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i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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