the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
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I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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