I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
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It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
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My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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