i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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