i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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