How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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