okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
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As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
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Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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