But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
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when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
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There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
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