based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
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Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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