Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
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There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
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She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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