called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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