The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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