sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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