the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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