woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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