I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Randomize
