Buhtt sex?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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