Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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