i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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