So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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