you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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