Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Randomize
