There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
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I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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