Michael Bay diarrhea
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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