Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
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We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
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TEAM USA GO AMERICA
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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