Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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