OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
