I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
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They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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