So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
