why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
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