Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
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My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
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