You made me cry and you don't even care
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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