shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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