It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
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he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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