why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
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Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
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this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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