I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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