I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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