His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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