I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I'm having to shit out rocks
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