I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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