What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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