so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
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your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
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I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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